.::The *PERFECT* Guy Survey::.
Basics...
..name: anything other than irwin dewin or anything that ends in win or starts an ee or an I, preferably somthing original
..age: between 14 and 22
..his car: something that scares me
..eye color: blue, green, grey
..hair color: light-meduim brown or black NO BLONDES
..scars: some or none
..eyebrows: darkish
..six pack: no not needed not really wanted
..piercings: not needed no dick piercings nothing in the nipples or tongue
..chest hair: its ok as long as i can see the chest under it
..buff or skinny: buff is creepy and skinnier than me is embarrasing but it wont work if his boobs are bigger
..has best friend: of course! hopefully he will bring him along for a good old fashioned orgy!!!
..long or short hair: as long as it isnt longer than shoulders its fine
..1 or more girlfriends: sure! i'd like to be the first pick but hey! a little freedom now and then is out to make the best of men
..straight teeth, gap, or braces: as long as he doesnt look hidious when he smiles and it doesnt cut my tongue, anything is fine
Does he...
..smoke: if he wants to
..drink: yes, but not constantly
..do drugs: id perfer not but hey im not a controler
..swear: yes
..hold hands: eh. . . .i guess
..pay for dates: well at least help me out if i come up short
..he cooks or bakes: if he wants to im not the greatest cook so he might want to
..love his mother: he doesnt have to but it would be nice
..brings you flowers: this is not the 1800s! if he does i'll sniff them and put them in a vase i guess....might just throw them away when he isnt looking
..takes you to dinner: sure we all need to eat and then maybe we wouldnt have to face MY cooking
..watch chick flicks: i dont even really like those! i wouldnt torture him
..kiss on the first date: more like make out
..watch the sun rise with you: rise? hell no thats too early!!!! how bout a late night movie?
..lay under the stars with you: yes and id like a cealing between us and the stars
..call you hunny, sweetie, or baby: call me boo boo kitty fuck! ha ha meG will do thanks
..hang out with you and YOUR friends: if he wants too risk molestation
..let you hang out with him and HIS friends: thatd be cool. i smell orgy!!!!! yeah, ill whoop all their asses wrestling
..walk you to the door at the end of a date: why? he should come IN the door or stay in the car.
He is...
..outgoing or shy: outgoing
..funny or serious: both but more funny
..sarcastic or sincere: sincere but a quick wit and quippy humor *cough cough*lennon humor*cough cough*
Sports...
..ski: if he'll teach me
..soccer: sure
..baseball: i guess
..football: if i can play too
..snowboard: yes
..volleyball: creepy
..basketball: no, I don't care
..skateboard: if he'll teach me
Anything Artistic...
..singer: no not really
..paint, draw, sculpt: doesnt matter
..writes his own music: eh no
..writes poetry about you: GOD NO no no NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
IM A BAD GIRLFRIEND!!!!! mwahahaha
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